macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis (via catseyeglassesgirl)

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

(via catseyeglassesgirl)

weakwilled-sentimental-sheep: Guess who has two thumbs and will have a Venus Flytrap and 14 new episodes of Arrested Development in four days?! Oh yeah and I’m turning 19. Whatever.

weakwilled-sentimental-sheep:

Guess who has two thumbs and will have a Venus Flytrap and 14 new episodes of Arrested Development in four days?!

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Oh yeah and I’m turning 19. Whatever.

@CoreyLubo: You’re gonna get some hop-ons. cc: @Brian_Rosenthal
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again (Source: niallar, via catseyeglassesgirl)

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

(Source: niallar, via catseyeglassesgirl)

wake up: exhausted 12 pm: exhausted 3 pm: fucking exhausted 5 pm: really fucking exhausted 7 pm: about to pass out bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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